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MY NAME MIGHT BE KID ROCK
(or: long hair in three stages)

Sunday, May. 26, 2002 @ 11:14 pm

I was at a birthday party this weekend, and not only did a Playgirl magazine surface, but a woman (a young mother!) told me that I look like Kid Rock. Dismayed, I drove home asking my wife if there was any validity to the statement. Any at all?

Kid Rock looks bad. He doesn’t look right. I had a roommate in college who couldn’t cuss right. When he’d cuss in anger, you’d laugh at him. When he was cussing to try to be funny, you felt bad for him. Kid Rock looks like that kid cussing. I did, however, enjoy seeing clips of him performing for our troops overseas.

Last night, someone I’d not seen in a while yanked on my hair and kinda laughed. What’s up? This aggression will not stand!

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